I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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