I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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