Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
two words...techno handjob
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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