Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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