I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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