Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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