I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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