I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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