Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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