Did you just see the Batmobile???
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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