wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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