9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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