Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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