do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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