youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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