Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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