At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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