Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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