I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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