I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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