how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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