Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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