i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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