Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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