i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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