Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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