u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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