so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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