we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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