i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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