she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The power of my boobs compel you
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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