I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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