I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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