dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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