How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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