I don't usually arrange sex via text message
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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