Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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