Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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