my vag is so smooth its legendary
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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