first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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