GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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