the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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