the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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