Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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