There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize