She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
it's great music for shaving your balls
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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