If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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