im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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