Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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