I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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